April 2013
74 posts
sherlocksmyth:
sherlocksmyth:
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
thesecondquincy:
arianracehorse:
314eater:
fahrenheit-469:
314eater:
THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION
AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT
SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE
SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN
i-am-superjohnlocked:
mrsmarymorstan:
pudus:
was it really necessary for me to be born
Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!
that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day
smilingemoticon:
314eater:
ur dick must be l———-l this big to enter sorry
woofuckingjiho:
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
poopflow:
maliciousmelons:
imagine if they named a disease after your url
oh god
Where do you live? Put your URL in the correct...
Alabama: davestridersbabygravy
Alaska:
Arizona:
Arkansas:
California: frickingdirk, rnaryam, john-egberto, davestridas
Colorado:
Connecticut:
Delaware:
Florida: Viva-la-Marijuana, ask-the-popsicle-girl, buena1990, damnthatswhatshesaid.com
Georgia: Dragonuv3, buttmafia
Hawaii:
Idaho:
Illinois:
Indiana: angel-the-anglophile
Iowa:
Kansas:
Kentucky: do-not-feed-the-drug-child, a-k3nney
Louisiana:
Maine:
Maryland:
Massachusetts: karkat-korner
Michigan: Itbethechronic, sherlockisthenight,
Minnesota: brodoka-magica, eridangit
Mississippi: corgee
Missouri:
Montana:
Nebraska: whoselineftw
Nevada: nightmareluvr, thee-captain-jack-sparrow
New Hampshire: drugged-up-n-fucked-up
New Jersey: cloacakind, dudeyoulooklikeshit
New Mexico:
New York: givememoreadventuretime, stuckinthetelevision, cumbercabana, sassmasterjesus
North Carolina: dirkstrider-rainbowrider, paige911
North Dakota:
Ohio: goblinhaze, the-legend-of-hobbit-adventures, cleverclearconcise12, Katiebug445,
Oklahoma:
Oregon: Gomennskoven
Pennsylvania: the-lorass
Rhode Island:
South Carolina: muffinthief
South Dakota:
Tennessee:
Texas: stayb1azed, burninggreen, ourriotousdefects, thecheshirepanda, imamothafuckintwig, harleyquinnsexual cottoncondy, insert-clever-fandom-joke-here, supersamee
Utah:
Vermont:
Virginia: microcroft
Washington:
West Virginia:
Wisconsin:
Wyoming:
State?! Who said I lived in a STATE?!: ritsusohma
I Live in Canada Bitch: isthisinception, mewling-meulin, shh-im-in-my-mindpalace
eridone:
why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you
lordoftheinternet:
you know what’s adorable?
cat feet
look at them
aww little toes
kitties
anotherdoctorwhofangirl:
one time when i was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar out of the container so she stopped and said “Would you like to have something even sweeter?” and of course little naive 6 year old me said yes yes i would so she said “smell it first and then decide” and handed me a bottle of straight vanilla extract and of course it smelled like the tears of jesus so i...
nightmareloki:
sauntering-vaguely-downwards:
rifa:
lalalovedisney:
What if Finding Dory isn’t about Dory getting lost like everyone apparently thinks it is? What if it’s about trying to figure out who she is and restore her memory? What if it’s about f i n d i n g DORY?
I wasn’t excited about this movie until this
oh god same
Wow, same
primadonnas:
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont...
tamaraldbrennan:
Who are you Whats your favorite color
Favorite ship
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
Thank
thereasonimpale:
mycroft-queenofcake:
thewierdointhegroup:
i-have-been-johnlocked:
i-am-a-wayward-daughter:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
barrett-the-babe:
charile:
i hope you hit post limit
I hope your gravestone is in comic sans
I hope you have to use algebra in your career
I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs
i hope your computer crashes
i hope you step on a...
jokestersnothipsters:
mustardelbow:
carneron:
hyungstrider:
a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33
girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33
u two should go out
Tumblr match making addition, now if that wasn’t “swaggy” i don’t know what is…
finmeister:
MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
