When you make a decision in your life, do not make it merely because others said to. Make the decision because your heart said to.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
This is the best thing I have ever seen
BEARS
reblogging again because I cannot freaking contain myself so cute
I want those red heeels !
(Source: doctorwhos)
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION
AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT
SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE
SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN
was it really necessary for me to be born
Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!
that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day
ur dick must be l———-l this big to enter sorry
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
(Source: woofuckingjiho)
you know what this reminds me of?
this
they should get married
imagine the wedding, her walking down the aisle like that, his reaction to her once she reaches the the bottom, god someone please write a fic about this
(Source: iwishliveinwonderland)
imagine if they named a disease after your url
oh god
Where do you live? Put your URL in the correct state.
Alabama: davestridersbabygravy
Alaska:
Arizona:
Arkansas:
California: frickingdirk, rnaryam, john-egberto, davestridas
Colorado:
Connecticut:
Delaware:
Florida: Viva-la-Marijuana, ask-the-popsicle-girl, buena1990, damnthatswhatshesaid.com
Georgia: Dragonuv3, buttmafia
Hawaii:
Idaho:
Illinois:
Indiana: angel-the-anglophile
Iowa:
Kansas:
Kentucky: do-not-feed-the-drug-child, a-k3nney
Louisiana:
Maine:
Maryland:
Massachusetts: karkat-korner
Michigan: Itbethechronic, sherlockisthenight,
Minnesota: brodoka-magica, eridangit
Mississippi: corgee
Missouri:
Montana:
Nebraska: whoselineftw
Nevada: nightmareluvr, thee-captain-jack-sparrow
New Hampshire: drugged-up-n-fucked-up
New Jersey: cloacakind, dudeyoulooklikeshit
New Mexico:
New York: givememoreadventuretime, stuckinthetelevision, cumbercabana, sassmasterjesus
North Carolina: dirkstrider-rainbowrider, paige911
North Dakota:
Ohio: goblinhaze, the-legend-of-hobbit-adventures, cleverclearconcise12, Katiebug445,
Oklahoma:
Oregon: Gomennskoven
Pennsylvania: the-lorass
Rhode Island:
South Carolina: muffinthief
South Dakota:
Tennessee:
Texas: stayb1azed, burninggreen, ourriotousdefects, thecheshirepanda, imamothafuckintwig, harleyquinnsexual cottoncondy, insert-clever-fandom-joke-here, supersamee
Utah:
Vermont:
Virginia: microcroft
Washington:
West Virginia:
Wisconsin:
Wyoming:
State?! Who said I lived in a STATE?!: ritsusohma
I Live in Canada Bitch: isthisinception, mewling-meulin, shh-im-in-my-mindpalace
why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you
Awesome Cakes
